Well I had the displeasure of getting to ride a Ducati 659 Monster yesterday. Any 500 riders who may have dreamed of getting a Ducati like this as a starting bike but were put off by the price, so settled for the 500, need not be worried about missing out on anything.
My local dealer is fantastic. They give me bikes for the day when I ask (but I don't over do it). Yesterday I dropped my Z1000 in for a service. The Diavel which I had last time was being serviced so I was given the little Monster.
To be honest, I was quite excited to see what it was like. So off I rode.....
If I didn't have plans for the day, I would have returned it within 30 minutes. This has to be the worst bike I have ever ridden bar none. The dealer did confirm when I returned it that there was nothing wrong with it. LOL....I thought to be so bad, it must have had severe problems but no.
Brought back fond memories of how wonderful my old 500 was - the difference is chalk and cheese.
Where to start? I've never looked closely at this bike before. Just a quick view here or there at the dealer and from those quick looks, she seemed fine. Look closer and it's rubbish - in particular when you consider it's only slightly less than double the price of the 500!
The cheap plastics everywhere....the crappy gauges, handlebars befitting a cheap BMX bike...I won't go on. Makes you wonder how Honda can produce the 500 at the price it does.
I don't mind engines that are a bit rough but on a bike that could barely get to 100km/h in under 7 seconds it becomes painful to ride - very painful. The Diavel for example is rough, but it's amazing.
This is rough - worse than a ride on mower and add the slow factor and you're wondering how a manufacturer could allow something like this onto the market.
In regards to performance or rather lack thereof, I realised quickly, this is not a great filtering bike when the cars around you could probably smoke you - actually not probably! Made me very nervous at lights next to cars and wondering if I can get away. I believe the cars just let me get away.
If anyone ever tells me again that faster bikes are NOT safer and that being faster gets you out of potential trouble easier is a myth, I will guide them to the 659 Monster and ask them if they still feel that way after riding this thing. I don't recall ever feeling like the 500 troubled me this way.
Add to this that the bike had after market pipes that made it louder than my S1000RR and I started to feel embarrassed on the road riding it. Felt like a dick in traffic with pipes blaring at Diavel and Harley levels. Never thought I would hate loud pipes on any bike, but on this, was down right diabolical. Even hated the popping which was so exaggerated, it was another reason I thought that something had to be seriously wrong with this thing.
So if anyone has ever felt regret about not getting one of these, or dreams of getting one, go and give yourself an uppercut and realise that the 500 is an amazing bike in comparison.
If you are ever offered one of these, run very fast. I wouldn't take one if it was for free. I'd prefer to drive.
Rock.
My local dealer is fantastic. They give me bikes for the day when I ask (but I don't over do it). Yesterday I dropped my Z1000 in for a service. The Diavel which I had last time was being serviced so I was given the little Monster.
To be honest, I was quite excited to see what it was like. So off I rode.....
If I didn't have plans for the day, I would have returned it within 30 minutes. This has to be the worst bike I have ever ridden bar none. The dealer did confirm when I returned it that there was nothing wrong with it. LOL....I thought to be so bad, it must have had severe problems but no.
Brought back fond memories of how wonderful my old 500 was - the difference is chalk and cheese.
Where to start? I've never looked closely at this bike before. Just a quick view here or there at the dealer and from those quick looks, she seemed fine. Look closer and it's rubbish - in particular when you consider it's only slightly less than double the price of the 500!
The cheap plastics everywhere....the crappy gauges, handlebars befitting a cheap BMX bike...I won't go on. Makes you wonder how Honda can produce the 500 at the price it does.
I don't mind engines that are a bit rough but on a bike that could barely get to 100km/h in under 7 seconds it becomes painful to ride - very painful. The Diavel for example is rough, but it's amazing.
This is rough - worse than a ride on mower and add the slow factor and you're wondering how a manufacturer could allow something like this onto the market.
In regards to performance or rather lack thereof, I realised quickly, this is not a great filtering bike when the cars around you could probably smoke you - actually not probably! Made me very nervous at lights next to cars and wondering if I can get away. I believe the cars just let me get away.
If anyone ever tells me again that faster bikes are NOT safer and that being faster gets you out of potential trouble easier is a myth, I will guide them to the 659 Monster and ask them if they still feel that way after riding this thing. I don't recall ever feeling like the 500 troubled me this way.
Add to this that the bike had after market pipes that made it louder than my S1000RR and I started to feel embarrassed on the road riding it. Felt like a dick in traffic with pipes blaring at Diavel and Harley levels. Never thought I would hate loud pipes on any bike, but on this, was down right diabolical. Even hated the popping which was so exaggerated, it was another reason I thought that something had to be seriously wrong with this thing.
So if anyone has ever felt regret about not getting one of these, or dreams of getting one, go and give yourself an uppercut and realise that the 500 is an amazing bike in comparison.
If you are ever offered one of these, run very fast. I wouldn't take one if it was for free. I'd prefer to drive.
Rock.